Jennifer's daily obsessions

I spend most of my life escaping into fictional worlds... through books, TV, or movies. When you're a journalist, sometimes it's best to avoid the real world.


I have the attention span of a 3-year-old in Toys-R-Us. I either care about things too passionately or I don't give a sh*t at all.


If you came to my blog for a specific fandom, I suggest you slowly back away and run as fast as you can. I belong to so many fandoms, I can't even keep track of them all myself anymore. Every day can bring about another fandom.


Misha Collins is my hero-slash-spirit animal. If you don't love him, you're just wrong. Please re-evaluate your life.


I reserve the right to obsess over whatever I so choose, all while bashing all things 'Twilight,' 'Fifty Shades of Grey,' and my 'great' state of Oklahoma.

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ludditeheart:

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Hello, Tumblr companions.  I would like to talk to you today about the wonderful properties of Serpessence Oil, a new product my host received as a reward for persevering through the trials of the late-summer pagan festival of GISHWHES.  According to the enclosed information card, use of Serpessence conveys many health benefits to humans, and its use may reduce the risk of Type 2 Diabetes and improve general digestion, which are both important for Certain Hunters. 

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Please do not be concerned about the charmingly allegorical, and historically inaccurate, reference to “serpents” in the “garden”.  Snakes are uninvolved with this product, and in fact- 

Excuse me, Sock Monkey?  There’s one important feature that I forgot to mention? 

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Um… something I failed to read in the fine print?  About snakes?

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You say… Serpessence is… a “serpaphrodisiac”? 

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 I don’t believe that’s a recognized English word.

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Perhaps you two would prefer some privacy? 

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Threesome?   Um… I think I hear Dean praying for me.  Apologies.  We can finish our testimonial later.  Much, much later. 

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The real A suspects are the characters that manage to stay alive at the end of the last episode.
Everyone’s going to die before we find out the truth.  (via canyoukeepa3ecret)